Stop Teasing

Antonia wrote: Lastbook I bought:
Uh ... this is so embarrassing that I am not telling. Especially since it's the kind of, ahem, self-help book that I have always mocked my girlfriends for buying.

It's got "men'' and ''women'' in the title but no planets so it's not that bad. Every guy should read it because it will teach him everything that he needs to know about why women can seem so psycho sometimes.

I started wondering what book it is. So I went to Amazon.com. This one was my first pick but it doesn't have the right words in the title.

Cycle Secrets: A Guy's Roadmap
(In Case You Won't Ask for Directions)

So, I entered "man woman" in their search engine.
Here's some of the selections.

The Gospel of Germs: Men, Women, and the Microbe
(infections make you crazy?)

Strong Women and Men Beat Arthritis
(arthritis can make you psycho?)

Surviving Male Menopause. A Guide for Women and Men
(aging men drive women crazy?)

Men, Women, and Chain Saws
Men Are Like Waffles - Women Are Like Spaghetti
Men Are Clams Women Are Crowbars

I don't think so. So, I entered "woman crazy man". I got:

Drama Kings : The Men Who Drive Strong Women Crazy
Why Men Love Bitches (wrong words but....)

Finally, I entered: "men women psycho".
And guess what came up?

Men and Women of the Corporation

I've got to admit, I'm stumped. But after looking at those titles, I don't want to know.